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officialunitedstates:

if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service

Text 31 Aug 2,061 notes

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

Photo 31 Aug 1,243,601 notes aqua-zayn:

supermerwholocked:

tonyperryisacuteturtle:

natalialoove:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with whatever song you’re listening to.




It’s true. I’m listening to old traditional Chinese music and it works.

Why are you listening to old traditional Chinese music?

aqua-zayn:

supermerwholocked:

tonyperryisacuteturtle:

natalialoove:

unfinishedmelody:

tisafinnfiction:

I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with whatever song you’re listening to.

It’s true. I’m listening to old traditional Chinese music and it works.

Why are you listening to old traditional Chinese music?

(Source: the-personal-quotes)

Text 31 Aug 29,278 notes Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

pribunny:

sixpenceee:

Another great reddit no sleep story. 

This one will really shock you.

by reddit user invictus1988

Read More

JESUS BLOODY CHRIST

Text 31 Aug 397,541 notes

flabofsteel:

gandalph:

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs

Text 31 Aug 7,601 notes

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

Photo 31 Aug 1,944 notes crazygaskarth:

A Day To Remember - 2nd Sucks

crazygaskarth:

A Day To Remember - 2nd Sucks

via hella lame.
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notacatchdonnie:

in the end im not cool or punk or anything i just listen to loud music in an attempt to drown everything else out

via hella lame.
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pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

image

I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

image

This movie takes place in the 1920s.

via 👑.
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moopflop:

i pulled the sheets from under him and he fell over and just stayed like that

via 👑.

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