if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
I have been waiting for this little guy to come back on my dash. He dances in sync with whatever song you’re listening to.
It’s true. I’m listening to old traditional Chinese music and it works.
Why are you listening to old traditional Chinese music?
Another great reddit no sleep story.
This one will really shock you.
by reddit user invictus1988
JESUS BLOODY CHRIST
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting
shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences
shout out to all you fly motherfuckahs
stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4
in the end im not cool or punk or anything i just listen to loud music in an attempt to drown everything else out
So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.
I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.
This movie takes place in the 1920s.